Tattle-Crime Saga

CleoLinda Jones AKA Lauren, TC, and her REAL Father

Let me preface this by saying it’s just a theory but it all lines up so much I will be floored if it’s not the truth. However I suppose stranger things have happened. Let me give you the run down. Refer to the disclaimer for any questions on legalities.


From an anonymous source I was sent a link to a blog post on CleoLinda’s website. This is where she says what her real name is and it’s from 2004 so it’s going quite a ways back.

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The archived version is here by the way so you can see it for yourself. She also claims to know Vladimir Jon Cubrt. Or at least there’s some connection to him and her because she some how knew he left an anonymous message on one of her posts as you can see here.

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Why is this important. Lets start with the fact that she mentions she doesn’t use her real name for security issues, and she has family issues with her father’s last name. This is something TC always said about her name, especially about her father. There were also a lot of claims her father was famous and lived in California. She didn’t like him because he was abusive or mentally ill or dying or something I don’t know she’s nuts. Anyway so, with this information I looked up her first name (Lauren), the city where she lives (Birmingham and by the way this is all public information check her wikipedia page here) and then her age which is 37 years old. Two names come up. Lauren M Davis and Lauren Davis Carroll. Right next to the Carroll name it said “Relatives, Lee Carroll” so I googled his ass to see if he was famous. Yeah. He’s actually pretty damn famous and runs something people consider a cult. Because the thing he makes his money off of, and I’m SURE he’s rich at this point because he’s seen as a “pioneer”, INDIGO CHILDREN.

Now if you don’t know what the hell that is here’s a basic summary:

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Basically it’s this fucked up notion that your kids are angels, aliens, something or other I don’t know and it’s an excuse not to be a parent. You can read more here. In any case, this would 100% explain both Cleo and TC’s behavior. I mean to a high level. If you read over everything on this site you’ll see what I’m talking about. Even in the initial post about Cleo I mentioned I thought they might be sisters. I think that even more now.

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So how did this guy make his fortune? Writing phony spirituality books on new “breeds” of humans. Charging hundreds of dollars to listen to him speak. He’s been running this game since 1989 when the first book was written. What do both Cleo and TC do? They both aspire to be famous writers. They both are clearly working in cult fandoms. Cleo even to a point has this man’s eyes.

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It’s not at all impossible that all these people are related in some way. Considering that I can find posts from 2006 where Cleo mentions having a sister, and TC is within the age range to be her younger sister, they both hate their rich father who is totally famous but they pretend not to know him (and can’t talk about) I’m going to go on the theory that this man, is their father, these two girls are sisters, and they are born from a man who started a fucking cult. It would explain why TC is so good at manipulating people into doing dumb shit. She’d have learned it from her father who is still apparently sending her money.

Once again, this is all just a theory. I’m PRETTY sure this is all related. I’m 95% sure TC is Cleo’s sister (would also explain her obsession with OTHER Lauren cause you know the names and whatever). I am 99% sure CleoLinda AKA Lauren Davis Carroll is the daughter of Indigo Children cult founder Lee Carroll. If all of this is true…holy fucking shit that explains a hell of a lot. I’m going to have to keep my eye out for more information.



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